Blood Python

There are those that pride themselves on their pet snakes. The second you walk in their door they are bringing out their scaly friends and forcing them over your shoulders, reassuring you that it's completely safe. Your knees are shaking and you're repeating in your head over and over again, "Please don't bite me, please don't bite meeeeeeeee." They make you watch them eat a mouse, and you sit politely, attempting not to recoil at mother nature staring you in the face. To each his own, right? My own preference is footwear, and my own version of this is snake-skinned heels - more specifically the Casadei Python-Embossed Platform Pump.

In my house, I bring you to my closet and force you to look at all of my 'pets', my shoes. I promise you that they won't hurt when you put them on and wear them for the night and I show you where they live, in uniform clear plastic boxes with pictures on the front. In my dream closet I'd have these hot, biting heels ready for your viewing pleasure. They'd be a favorite with a gorgeous almond toe and 6 inch heel, coming in two colors - sand and flame red. Added bonus? They don't eat mice.