Create unabashed envy.

Take a moment to sit back and imagine this - Walking through a crowded corridor of fashionable, beautiful people, they part like the Red Sea with awe and amazement on each of their faces as you strut your gorgeous self by. Even the nasty wenches of the world step aside reluctantly, trying to hide their invidious looks with their fake smiles.

Sounds pretty good? Downright delectable to me! That is where my imagination wanders off to when I think about displaying the new Yves Saint Laurent Black Patent Cage Boots on my feet.


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This screams "Don't-mess-with-me-I'm-a-badass-bitch-and-will-step-on-you". Now, don't get me wrong, I realize that this is not the prettiest piece of footwear. I'm not saying it is. What I'm saying, is, that women everywhere need to know what it feels like to wear this shoe. To own it - not in the literal sense, but in the figurative sense.

The entire design of the shoe is alluring and deviously appealing. The laser-sculpted 4" heel is unparalleled by any other heel this season. But don't flinch from imaginary pain just yet, only the heel is made of metal. The rest of it is exquisite black patent leather which actually has been found to make the boot quite comfy! Crazy, I know it! I adore how the intricate, woven look keeps consistent throughout the entire shoe.

Even if you don't buy it, go try it. Like I said, every woman deserves to "own" this shoe.

Size 39 please, thank you!